An Old Man on a Bench

There was an old man sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. Then a young jogger came by and asked him what was the matter.

The old man answered, “I'm a multimillionaire, I have a great big house, the fastest car in the world and I just married a beautiful blonde bombshell who satisfies me every night in bed whether I want it or not (sob.)”

The young jogger said, “Man! You have everything I have ever dreamed of. What could possibly be so wrong in your life that you are sitting here in the park crying?”

The old man answered “I can't remember where I live.”