Welcome to

since 1996

The World Wide Web’s Worst Jokes

Site updated: 23 September 2003

This will be the final update at this location.

Effective 23 September, this site, and future updates will be found at the new home of The World Wide Web's Worst Jokes. Please visit us there.

Thanks to Tripod for hosting this site in its various incarnations over the past seven years. We will leave this selection of jokes behind as a reminder of our time here. So browse through the jokes, or select directly from the listings below.

Links:

The following sites originated here, and have migrated elsewhere as they found new homes.

Site owner is at JohnTyrrell.ca or JohnTyrrell.com: a rarely updated site as the others take up all available free time.

Scootz the Calico Wonder Cat - Cat pictures, Cat clip art, Cat stories, Cat Jokes; my only kid-friendly site.

Apathetic Agnostic Church - promoting agnosticism, over 5000 members worldwide, free ordination, free degrees

International University of Nescience - home of the free Bachelor of Adequacy degree, a BA for those who are just about good enough.

The World Wide Web's Worst Jokes - the new home of this site

I'm sorry, but while this is in many ways a childish site, it is not entirely a child-friendly site. Some of the humour and language is rated "adult."

Under 14 (or under 34 if you are a religious fundamentalist) - please go elsewhere for your jokes

Jokes Menu

• The Lifeboat
• The Ventriloquist
• Signs you are no longer young
• The Student History of the World
• Courses for Men
• Men and Dogs
• PETS News Release
• The School of Wit and Quick Retort
• The Ship's Magician
• The Bronze Rat
• The Accountant's Paradox
• At The Pearly Gates
• The Rabbit & the Bear
• Dancing
• Mother on the Bus
• To Feel Like a Woman
• First Flight
• Lost in Seattle
• Dr Seuss’s Computer Manual
• Without Ears
• The Exam
• Lost Boat
• I can guess your age...
• The Old Man on the Bench
• Granddaughter
• The Top 101 Things NOT to Say During Sex
• Making an Impression
• The Oldest Profession
• Engineer in Hell
• The Cattle Drive
• Making Change
• Murphy Computes
• Traffic Offence
• Bar Mice Tales

• The Vacuum Cleaner Salesman
• The Little Camel
• Nerd Season
• The Dying Irishman
• Comparative Religion
• Baby Readiness Test
• The Stressed Husband
• Buying a Cow
• An Embarrassing Ailment
• Computer Gender
• The Guide Dog
• Farm Accounting
• Fire Flight
• Snail Collecting
• Why did the chicken...
• Half a head
• The Viagra Test
• Lost in the Supermarket
• Birth Control Pills for Seniors
• The Mute Parrot
• The Rules
• The Glass Eye Bet
• The Stolen Horse
• The Innocent Priest
• My Dilemma
• The Tomato Garden