The Rules

• The FEMALE makes The Rules.
• The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
• No MALE can possibly know all The Rules.
• If the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows The Rules, she must immediately change The Rules.
• The FEMALE is never wrong.
• If the FEMALE is mistaken, it is a direct result of something the MALE did or said wrong.
• The MALE must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding.
• The FEMALE may change her mind at any time.
• The MALE must never change his mind without the written consent of the FEMALE
  
• The FEMALE has the right to be upset or angry at any time.
• The MALE must remain calm at all times, unless the FEMALE wants him to be angry and/or upset.
• If the FEMALE has PMS, all The Rules are null and void.
• The MALE is expected to mind-read constantly and act accordingly.
• Any attempt to document The Rules could result in actual bodily
• harm.
• The MALE who doesn't abide by The Rules can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.